You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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