Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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