Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
pray to the hookup gods
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
