If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dear god my vagina.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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