never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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