I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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