Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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