She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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