Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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