how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
