if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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