i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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