Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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