I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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