and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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