belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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