Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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