I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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