He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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