So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Moan for me like Helen Keller
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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