his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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