So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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