He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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