just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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