One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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