dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
