how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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