i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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