She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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