She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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