I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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