I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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