If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
