Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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