Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You smell like stripper and shame
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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