I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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