What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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