I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
