He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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