Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize