the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Found the puke drawer
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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