Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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