I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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