we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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