All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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