The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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