I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm too high and old for this...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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