spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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