I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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