sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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