I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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