Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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