is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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