i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
