i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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