Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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