Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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